High five if you love eating pussy.

I could do it for hours. It comforts me somehow, and I like to please.

little-idiosyncracies:

No problem.

fluttertongue is not a notation I’ve ever seen before, but I like it. fluttertongue poco a poco  molto stankiato fffff

little-idiosyncracies:

No problem.

fluttertongue is not a notation I’ve ever seen before, but I like it. fluttertongue poco a poco  molto stankiato fffff

Spinal Injuries.

Yes, I can walk, I seem normal to everyone around me, but I can’t feel my left testicle, my ass, or the back of my left thigh. And today I’m shitting blood again. Spinal injuries; I do not like them, Sam I Am. 

If you know someone who broke their back, don’t assume they are perfectly OK just because they walk around like regular folks. There’s a lot of symptoms that could be hidden from view. 

Dear Kevin Sublett,

You have some serious fucking trust issues. Do yourself a favor and don’t speak to me for the rest of today. I am trying to help you, and you’re so busy playing the part of a paranoid pessimistic immature child that you can’t stop for a moment, be grateful, and thank me. (Much less address me with anything other than disrespect.)
I’ll be your Mother doesn’t even like you, and I feel sorry for your wife. 

You drive like cunts.

Fuck all you people who go slow when they see a red light ahead; you don’t know what’s going to happen, you don’t know where I’m going, and it is disrespectful of every other driver.

The “real” speed limit in town is 5mph over what the sign says, everyone knows that, and if you refuse to do it, then you are a piece of shit. I’ll tolerate people going the speed limit, but not under it. Have some courtesy for the people around you, for fuck’s sake. Also, your vehicle comes equipped with a turn signal, fucking use it. Also, to people who try to turn left out of a parking lot onto a busy street when they could just go out a different exit  from the parking lot and get going the direction they desire, fuck you. People are idiots, weaklings, and slow as fuck where I live, I think it has something to do with the churches they attend.

Protip: I really am better than you, now fuck off, out of my way! 

randomredux:

apostates:

andrewartwork:

The Arch Demon is screwed.

Finally finished this dang thing (at least for now).  Aria and Nyreen might join the line up after I play Omega.  But it’s off to see the folks for Thanksgiving now, hope everyone enjoys turkey day and thanks for being patient with my laziness in regards to finishing this.  I can’t help it that I love playing ME multiplayer so damn much.


This man is a genius.

Just. Just look at it all.

/sobs.

*sobbing because I will never be this talented*

Don’t feel bad, most of us never will, you’re in good company. This is impressive work, the faces are excellent, kid is good.

readytogogetmeoutofmymind:

The marketing team at Dick Smith strike again

This is real? Wow. We don’t have the Dick store wherever I live, lucky you, I guess.

showslow:

Using a combination of high speed photography and precise paint splashes, artist Jack Long creates liquid flowers, which are basically paint that has splashed in such a way and captured at the right moment that it looks like a flower.
Even more impressively, a lot of the pieces depict flowers in vases, rather than just the flower itself.

monkeyfrog:

thegoddamazon:

girlgoesgrrr:

Truth.

Oop!

We should have elected big business, amirite?

monkeyfrog:

thegoddamazon:

girlgoesgrrr:

Truth.

Oop!

We should have elected big business, amirite?

beefranck:

dorkitude:

timelessreference:

theamericankid:

Fonts matter

ahahaha

Technically… It is kerning that matters

I snorted. Loud.

That has to be the worst kerning failure I have ever seen. Love.

beefranck:

dorkitude:

timelessreference:

theamericankid:

Fonts matter

ahahaha

Technically… It is kerning that matters

I snorted. Loud.

That has to be the worst kerning failure I have ever seen. Love.

alex-clover-sam:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.